12 Spine-Tingling Chiropractic Jokes to Brighten Your Day

So there I was, getting ready to do my typical 30-second commercial for Compassion Family Chiropractic at a weekly networking meeting at the Lewisville Area Chamber of Commerce. I say “typical” because I usually stick to the same message with a few slight variations. But on this particular day, I felt a little adventurous and decided to open up with one of my favorite chiropractic jokes.

“My friend told me to visit the chiropractor, and I was skeptical at first. But now I stand corrected!”

I know — it’s 1,000% corny. But all 40-some-odd people cracked up. So I saw it as an absolute win!

Though my time as a stand-up comedian was short-lived, it did get me thinking about how many more chiropractic jokes are out there. I mean … there are jokes for literally anything. And sure enough, I was right. There are a ton of them.

Get ready to LOL with these 12 spine-tingling chiropractic jokes

1. What do you call two chiropractors who’ve got each other’s backs? Vertebros.

2. Why can you trust a chiropractor? They always have your back.

3. I go to the chiropractor because my wife told me to. I assume that’s what she meant when she said, “Prove to me you have a spine.”

4. How are chiropractors like Pringles? Once they pop, the fun don't stop!

5. What did Huey Lewis say when he visited his chiropractor? I need my hip to be square.

6. How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.

7. My masseuse rubs me the wrong way. But my chiropractor cracks me up. 

8. What is the best name for a chiropractic band? Back Straight Boys.

9. Why did the duck walk into a chiropractor’s office? It wanted to get its bones quacked.

10. Why was the chiropractor a good interrogator? He always got the suspect to crack.

11. What do you call a back doctor in Egypt? A Cairo-practor.

12. If a chiropractor misses work, do they get back pay?

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